"Oo a candy bar "
"DON'T TOUCH THAT CHOCOLATE, FATTY!"
"DROP THE CANDY, BITCH!"
"I SAID DROP IT!"
"That's right bitch, NOW DROP THAT CANDY!"
"Leave him alone you Wench"
"ZELINE YOU STAY OUT OF THIS!!!"
"Let him eat his candy
"WHY!? SO HE CAN GET PHAT, THEN NEVER GET A BOYFRIEND?!?! I NEED ATTENTION YOU WHORE! IT'S ALL ABOUT ME!!! NO THIS FATTY!"
"Hey I'm not fat
"SHUT IT FATTY!"
"WHAT THE FUCK! ZELINE YOU HOMO! DON'T TOUCH ME EVER! I DON'T WANNA GET YOUR DISEASE!...."
*He Sits in the Corner Watching, While eating the Candy Bar*
"IF YOU DIDN'T ENCOURAGE HIM THE LITTLE FATTY WOULDN'T EAT ALL THAT FUCKING CHOCOLATE AND WOULD BE THINER!"
"And if you didn't yell at him every chance you got maybe you would have a boyfriend"
"IT'S NOT MY FAULT!!!! ITS ALL ABOUT ME REMEMBER! I DO THE TALKING! IM THE SMOOTH ONE! LOOK AT THEESE MUSCLES!!!! *points to his six-pack*
"Oh My God, This Candy is Soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo good
*Twitch* "GIMME THAT FUCKING CANDY! YOU'RE A FAT LITTLE PIGGY!!! STOP EATING! LET GO OF ME ZELINE! I HATE YOU ALL!!! GAH I NEED ATTENTION! I BREATH ATTENTION AND YOUR NOT GETTING ENOUGH! POST A FREAKIN VIDEO ON YOUTUBE ABOUT THAT FREAKIN CANDY BAR! I DON'T CARE! TALK TO SOMEONE YOU FAT LITTLE EMO SUPERDEPRESSED SUPER SIZED COZ FROM THE MOON!"
"The Moon? That was the best you could come up with?"
"GAH! IM OVE R THIS CRAP! IM LEAVING! YOULL NEVER SEE ME AGAIN YOU KNOW!!!!"
*Snickers* "I Give him a week before he comes crawling back
"Wanna Bet 10 Boxes of Candy on that?"
"He'll be home in three days
"Oh It's On! "
"Woot! Free Candy!"